THE HALLOWEEN MONSTER 10/10/2026

Buying an ultra-wide fisheye zoom is one of those impulsive gear decisions that sounds brilliant on paper. In your head, you imagine dynamic architectural sweeps, immersive environmental records, and bold, experimental street frames. Then you take it out onto the pavement, look through the viewfinder, and confront the unvarnished truth: unless you intend to shoot a 1990s skateboarding video or survey the inside of a drainage culvert, the lens makes the ordinary world look completely unhinged.